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Joke of the Day

"God: I made a rainbow! Devil: I'm making all the fire alarm batteries die in the middle of the night."

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."

"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."

"Baby, you're a firework: You hold my interest for about 15 minutes and scare the shit out of my dog."

"Bruce Jenner joke. Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner."

"Why did Trump have to legally change his first name to Donad? Because Hillary took the L."

"How does a **real** man know when a woman is having an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?"

"Worlds shortest horror story The last man on earth sat alone in a room...... there was a knock on the door..."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind It's to cheesy."

"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."