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Joke of the Day
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
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"Scrabble was invented by Nazi's to piss off kids with dyslexia. The word ""dyslexia"" was invented by Nazi's to piss off kids wigh dyslexia."
"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"
"The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. ""Have you ever been x-rayed?"" asked the doctor. ""Nope"" she replied ""But ah've been ultra-violated."""
"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"
"How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door."
"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service."
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning (told by my psychologist student friend that is not on reddit, so all credit to him)"
"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."