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Joke of the Day
"how does a moel make his money? he collects the tips."
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"What vegetable parties the hardest? A Turnip."
"When my wife and I have a disagreement, I always have the last word... usually it's, ""Yes Dear"""
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"
"What's a pedophile's favorite music scale? A minor"
"[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] ""stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"""
"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."
"Everyone had heard of the Ronald McDonald house for abused children..... Now they're opening the tempura house for lightly battered women."
"Here's the thing about women: it's really hard to write a good joke about them."
"What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear? Cashews."