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Joke of the Day

"What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear? Cashews."

"Why do guitar amps hum? Because they don't know the words."

"A couple approaches on the beach. He calls her ""Allison."" I write, ""Marry me, Allison,"" in the sand and hide. And now we wait."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream."

"Causes of childhood anxiety: 4% Bullying 9% Inability to puncture a Capri Sun pouch 87% Musical Chairs"

"Redditors won't get this... Original content"

"What's longer than most relationships these days? This status."

"What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **RAPE!!!**"