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Joke of the Day
"I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."
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"There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cannot count.. I'm the 1st kind of person, I can count."
"Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!"
"""Be there in 5."" - liars"
"My friend David lost his I.D. Now we just call him Dave."
"My girlfriend asked me if I liked getting pissed on..... I said,""yes."" She said,""urine for a treat."""
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."
"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it into airplane mode"
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."
"Kids are like farts The only ones you can stand are your own."