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Joke of the Day

"When my wife and I have a disagreement, I always have the last word... usually it's, ""Yes Dear"""

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"

"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? ...with a crowbar."

"Why couldn't the drunk make it as a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar."

"When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"Drinking this No More Tears shampoo is just making me sadder."

"Can't wait for ""Watch Where You're Going, Dummies"" Ricky Gervais' new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street."

"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."