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Joke of the Day

"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."

"Why does a cow have hooves but not feet? Cause they lactose."

"I let my baby girl know she can do anything. Except taking the bow out of her hair cuz IT'S REALLY CUTE AND SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE IT ALONE."

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"

"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."

"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."

"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."

"Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with ""the way you shake that ass?"""

"Helium walks into a bar... and the barman says 'sorry we don't serve noble gasses in here'. However Helium doesn't react."