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Joke of the Day
"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""
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"Somebody told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... I'm really glad I went for a second opinion before my surgery."
"""FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1 FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"""
"Why did the lady stare at the orange juice? Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!"
"Serbian Math What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire? One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo"
"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."
"And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men."
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? Job still sucks after 5 years."
"What's the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is..."
"It's impossible to rekindle an old flame... ... the restraining order and lifelong lighter ban saw to that."