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Joke of the Day
"My wife got a seashell tattoo on her thigh. When you put your ear on it you can smell the ocean."
Next Joke
"{Stalker Diary} I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."
"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."
"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."
"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"
"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"