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Joke of the Day
"They found horse meat in food in the U.K. ... ... and horse piss in the beer in the U.S."
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"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit."
"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"
"I went to my dad and asked him... Me: hey dad will you watch a movie I'm going to cast in Dad : no Me: why? Dad: I don't watch porn"
"A Good Marriage I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, ""Hey, we're getting along pretty great lately!"""
"A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He's in a dialbetic phona."
"A woman walks into a Bar... She asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one."
"""No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."""
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into an asshole..."
"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."