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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
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"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"
"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits, and the other fucks between shits."
"What do you call it when a gay couple has a heated argument and one of them stabs another with a knife? *a homocide.*"
"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"
"Did you hear about the new pop singer that has giant nipples? Her name is Areola Grande."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"
"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."