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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
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"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."
"Me: ""The only person I need in my life is you."" Bartender: ""Please stop trying to hold my hand."""
"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."
"teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong"
"Women! They assume everything but the position."
"Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster."
"If I were a manager at Stabucks I would be like, ""You showed up latte for work today!"" then when the laughing stops, ""but no, you're fired."""
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."
"Don't google ""can you die from an ear infection"" at 2am"