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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"
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"Don't ever date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your god damn heart out."
"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."
"I'm a terrorist because i killed the joke"
"What did the burger say to the other burger? ""Aw man, it's my big moment, I'm getting served to someone! I hope I don't *ham* it up!"" The other burger looks at him. ""Holy shit, a talking burger."""
"""Why are you so excited?"" the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. ""But doc this is my first operation."" ""Really? It's mine too and I am not excited at all."""
"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."
"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"
"*dims the lights so you look like your selfies*"
"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."