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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."
Next Joke
"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"
"What starts with ""c"" and ends with ""unt"" cunt."
"how do you get pikachu onto a bus You Pokemon"
"Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones"
"Kids: Always remember to brush your drugs and don't do teeth."
"Be alert! ... the world needs more lerts."
"What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide"
"What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls? Ghost avocado."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""."