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Joke of the Day
"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"
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"David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers."
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"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."
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