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Joke of the Day
"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"
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"So TSA took a Buzz Lightyear toy off a child... I guess they thought it would say ""To infinity... and be-bombed"""
"A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"
"[roulette] ME: [slaps table] 50 on red CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more"
"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer."
"On the occasion of Women's Day...my wife decided to take a rest ...so I am the boss for today....."
"You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!"
"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."