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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"
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"They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it's the only way to judge a tribute band."
"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."
"I went on a date with a girl who said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I strapped her in the back of my Mercedes and drove into a wall."
"This week, paleontologists discovered a blind dinosaur They named him Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"There are three kinds of people in this world Those that can count and those that cannot"
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30."
"What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved."
"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"