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Joke of the Day
"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"
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"What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day? C. U. Tomorov"
"The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication, for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends."
"Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by ""A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."""
"What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike"
"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""
"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"
"Whats the antonym of Manchester United? WomanBreastsR Divided"
"I just want to have a long enough career in show business so I can become eccentric and bring a goat to a meeting or some shit"
"How do we know a blind man created mermaids? He smelled the bottom half of a woman.."