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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"

"What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? Arrrrrr Kelly"

"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"

"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""

"A: You look nice today, is that a new shirt and haircut? B: I masturbated yesterday, So I had to clean up afterwards. And one thing lead to another. Hair trimming included."

"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."

"The words 'selfie' and 'twerk' have been added to the dictionary this year while 'charm' and 'dignity' have been removed."

"""These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"" ""that is a cheap stereotype"""

"Sometimes I Think That The Pro-Gay Marriage Side And The Anti-Gay Marriage Side Are All fucking assholes."