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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"
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"Wanna hear a joke The UN"
"You would think that if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."
"Keeping busy in prison"
"I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All."
"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"
"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"
"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"
"A great joke What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for."