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Joke of the Day

"A warning shot into the head."

"Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on ""too many kids"" & ""making it look accidental."" Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day."

"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"

"What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point"

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"My niece said I look like a mom. So now we're playing a game, sorta like Hide-N-Seek, except I hide her and no one finds her. Ever."

"What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

"This is the way Reddit ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pao."