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Joke of the Day
"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."
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"A lot of people tell me I look like a blind Channing Tatum I don't see it"
"The fire service is attending to a man who is trapped after falling into a vat of bourbon at the Jim Beam factory. Although, he is said to be in good spirits."
"What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges."
"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."
"Girlfriend: ""What's senior year without a little slacking?"" Me: ""Junior year."""
"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"
"I'll stop calling you a racist if you stop bragging about all the marathons you run."
"Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 Across."
"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."