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Joke of the Day
"What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry"
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"No Oscar Nominations For People of Color.... Jada Pinkett Smith complained there were no people of color nominated for this year's Oscar awards. Perhaps they've been black listed?"
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"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."
"What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear"
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