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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point"
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"Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death."
"FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that's why she has two names"
"I'll never be as horrified as the kid who suddenly realizes they've been following the wrong ""mom butt"" at the grocery store."
"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"
"My wife faked an orgasm, so I faked a mortgage payment"
"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."
"Today's date: 4/9/16 2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16"
"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"
"Q: Why didn't Count Dracula get married? A: He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."