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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"

"What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall? DAM!"

"Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom, pleading with their Snow God for mercy."

"What's your mom's favorite bird? A cock or two."

"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"

"The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?"

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."

"Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree."