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Joke of the Day

"Daughter steals my iPad so I left Google open on ""too many kids"" & ""making it look accidental."" Found my iPad but haven't seen her all day."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope."

"How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms? bear"

"Click Baited...and outsmarted...and generally out played.. i miss u paul. <3"

"Sochi Nobody's going to be Rushin there."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One condoms stops and turns to the other: ""Hey. Wanna go in there and get shit-faced?"""

"A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.'"

"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."

"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"