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Joke of the Day

"What did a Jewish guy do first thing in the morning? Hebrew coffee Go easy on me with this pun."

"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."

"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"Two Yogurts walk into a bar... The bartender says ""hey! What do you think you're doing?! You can't be in here!"" The yogurts respond, ""why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, ""make me one with everything"""

"*secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat* ""WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA"" *spits* I'd rather die"

"scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien"