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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."
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"A fun thing about having kids is how they ask for help with their homework. On the way to school."
"How many Mormons do you take fishing with you? Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"Hitlers gonna hitl"
"i hate that one occasional cadbury cream egg you get that has a bloody malformed cadbury bunny fetus inside"
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? The sausage tastes like shit."
"Some of your behaviour is completely embarrassing but highly entertaining. Carry on."
"""Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"" ""Please wait someone else is using it."""
"It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool"
"[chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar"