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Joke of the Day

"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."

"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"

"What did the computer say to the pirate? Want to date hot Russians!"

"I bought a nice 12 year old Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased!"

"My dad wanted to name me, ""Rusty,"" if I was a boy. Thank you, X chromosomes."

"Why didn't the leopard go on vacation? It couldn't find the right spot."

"Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: ""Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps but certainly not everyone in the world."""

"What did one earthquake say to the other? .... .... Was that your fault or mine?"

"If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese"

"How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !"