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Joke of the Day

"It's a shame Jerry Hall never got it on with Vidal Sassoon Then she'd have completed rock, paper and scissors."

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"What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord? Probably killed."
"I didn't sleep well last night so I made my coffee with redbull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car."
"Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight? Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies."
"Free wifi! Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?"
"ACTORS: It's easy to appear blind. Look near but never at someone when you talk to them, and if anyone says ""Did you see that?"" say ""Nope""."
"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"
"When Kate Middleton goes into labor, the doctor will say ""the baby is crowning!"" and they'll laugh and laugh"
"Paper towel ads always show kids making huge messes then mom smiles & cleans it up. My mom would've handed me a mop then beat me with a belt"
"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"