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Joke of the Day

"Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who's there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It's taking too long for you to de Sade to open up"

"Where will you find the best jokes? Not on /r/jokes"

"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."

"a neanderthal scrawls a message on a cave wall, the etchings begin to glow red as he exceeds 140 characters"

"What is the ONLY good trait of pedophiles? They always stick to the speed limit in front of schools."

"[to astronaut brother] Ooooh la la Gary's going to SPACE *does jerkoff motion* I'll be here on EARTH where my pizza & tv won't FLOAT AWAY"

"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."

"An insanely hot girl sat across me in the train this morning and our eyes met. I thought I'd have a raging boner. But then she had one first."

"I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers, they shit everywhere."

"Why do Gay guys wear condoms? To play star wars."