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Joke of the Day

"What is the ONLY good trait of pedophiles? They always stick to the speed limit in front of schools."

"Do you know what the women are saying after an orgasm... Apparently you don't know..."

"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."

"What do politicians do for fun? Rave at the party."

"3:Mommy why do I have to wear a coat, it's not that cold out!? Me:So other Moms don't judge me and talk shit, Buddy."

"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."

"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."

"hey, whats the definition of a will? come on guys, its a dead giveaway"