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Joke of the Day

"a neanderthal scrawls a message on a cave wall, the etchings begin to glow red as he exceeds 140 characters"

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here. [](http://ftgtvgbyhnjkmjnhbgvfgbybhjnkmnhbg.com)"

"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""

"Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that."

"How did Harry potter get down the mountain? Running... JK rolling"

"""I'm into homosexual necrophilia."" ...Tom said, in dead earnest."

"Sometimes you have to cook ur own food and jerk off in front of your girl to show her that she can be replaced."

"Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb."