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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."
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"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"
"Why do people get suspicious when a baby doesn't like you? It's not psychic. It's a stupid baby with shitty taste in people."
"I saw a porn starring Tila Tequila today The nice man even salted her rim."
"*dramatically gets out of bean bag chair for 20 minutes*"
"I love this hooker. Warts and all."
"How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire? When he's a billionaire."
"I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself."
"What is the most popular bar in the Middle East Aloha Snackbar"
"WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman? ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her"