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Joke of the Day
"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."
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"How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson."
"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"A great pun... is its own reword."
"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"
"Q: When is Santa's birthday? A: Since Santa comes once a year and he's married, Santa's birthday is December 25th"
"What type of clothing does a House wear? Address."
"Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit"
"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"