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Joke of the Day

"How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson."

"I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer... Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt"

"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"Why was Han Solo suspicious when he first put his penis in Princess Leia? It was Luke warm"

"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"

"Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. ."

"I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff"

"What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common? No Oscar!"