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Joke of the Day

"Two satellites decide to get married. The wedding wasn't ""all that,"" but the reception was great!"

"Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz"

"This just in. My fingers."

"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."

"It's a joke. What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."

"Did you hear about the Jew and the Scotsman who spent the night together? Apparently that's all they spent."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."

"What's a racist's favorite race? The 3k."

"What's Donald Trumps favorite color? Orange"

"11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ..."