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Joke of the Day

"Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit"

"Jogging has never helped my memory."

"You can reuse a condom... you just need to shake the fuck out of it."

"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"

"[One liner] How do you make an archaeolgist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"

"Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles."

"I used to give anal to other men... But it's all behind me now."

"I spent ages trying to cross a busy road. Some passer-by said, ""There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up the road."" I thought, ""I hope he's having better luck than me."""

"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."