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Joke of the Day

"What type of clothing does a House wear? Address."

"I have a severe allergy to alcohol Whenever I drink it I breakout in handcuffs."

"Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs."

"What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!"

"Hot Dads in ur Area Are Disappointed in ur Browser History Especially the One ur Watching Right Now With Midgets Dressed Like Dinosaurs"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand Binary and those that don't."

"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."

"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."

"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."

"Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!"