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Joke of the Day
"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"
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"ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England."
"I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words."
"Why do the Irish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."
"What's the hardest part of a vegatable to eat? The wheelchair."
"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""
"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"
"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""