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Joke of the Day
"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."
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"Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""
"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"
"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"The best things in life are free. Stealing is awesome."
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"Today was my first time handling a... ....wet pussy. I didn't realize the risk involved! The cat scratched the shit out of me and eventually escaped from its bath."
"GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no...it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school"