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Joke of the Day

"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""

"I prayed to God asking him to give me a good husband. And the God did. My husband didn't pray - and he has got me to deal with."

"When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that."

"Happy birthday George Lucas. To celebrate we'll be removing the iconic happy birthday song from your party & replacing it with a worse song."

"Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it? Student .Tense Impossible"

"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"

"The Panther's defense is so impenetrable... That Trump wants Mexico to pay their salary"

"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"

"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"

"Why engineers are boring"