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Joke of the Day

"I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words."

"I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."

"Kessel Run With his latest crash, Harrison Ford has become the first pilot to complete the Kessel Run in 12 over Par-secs."

"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"

"What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats."

"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."

"Why do dogs wag their tails ? ""Because no one else will do it for them !"""

"Whenever I meet a new baby, I stand still and let it come up to me and smell my hand first before I try to pet it"

"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"