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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Irish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"

"I once met an irritating man who upheld his family name. He was Hanoi-Ying."

"How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge? There are footprints in the butter"

"How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb? Look a squirrel!"

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."

"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""

"A cop pulls over a guy for suspected DUI ""How high are you?"" the cop says. ""No, officer, it's 'Hi, how are you,'"" says the guy."

"Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians... Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs? Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting."

"What would Hitler say to his son? Look, I am your Fuhrer"