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Joke of the Day
"Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark."
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"I invented a new word Plagiarism"
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"I saw a commercial on Animal Planet where animals were talking & that's all well & good but they totally got the giraffe's accent wrong."
"If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives."
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"
"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."
"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."
"Making the arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough She keeps asking what I'm doing"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."