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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."
Next Joke
"Thought for the day: is Taylor Swift's song We are never getting back together' actually about her legs ?"
"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."
"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."
"RIP boiled water You will be mist"
"Why did the snail draw an ""S"" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, ""Look at that escargot!"""
"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"
"How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend? About a quart to pound her with cheese."
"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"
"I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that group of sexually repressed potheads who kept talking to their great dane."