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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word Plagiarism"
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"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."
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"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."
"I've spent 50% of my life learning how to live without drugs and alcohol and the other 50% happy."
"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."
"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."
"I went to London over the weekend and wore tracksuit bottoms in the hope of fitting in. How wrong I was. If I really wanted to fit in, I should have wore a turban."
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