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Joke of the Day

"Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW"

"Another from my 25+ year old joke book... Girl 1: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I get a new hat. Girl 2: Oh, that's where you get them!"

"[Mugshot photographer] Me: now lets do a silly one"

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"

"If you can't spell, we can't hangman."

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"

"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy!"" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!"

"What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes."

"Text from husband: Where are you at? Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions."