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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered ""eh bowl a"" soup."

"Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish."

"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."

"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."

"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."

"The check engine light could be more specific...is it 'holy shit stop the car right now' or 'proceed with caution for the next 6000 miles'?"

"Just passed a guy wearing a ""#1 Dad"" T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the fuck."

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"