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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"
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"[doctor gets job as 911 operator] ""What's your emergency?"" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE ""Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"""
"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."
"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"
"[lights focus on guy in interrogation room] ""Say it. SAY IT."" *points at sign saying ""Worcestershire Sauce""*"
"Velcro. What a rip off."
"If 4 people having sex is a foursome.... 3 people having sex is a threesome... And 2 people having sex is a twosome... Does that make me handsome?"
"it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"
"A man was walking through the woods with a little boy... It starts getting dark and the boy says to the man ""I'm scared"". The man replies ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone""."