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Joke of the Day

"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."

"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."

"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."

"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"

"I lost 150 pounds, here's my story. Some knobhead stole my wallet."

"I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it"

"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He jumped behind an oncoming train."

"Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn't piss anyone off."