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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."
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"[my work enemy steve reaches in the basket of muffins my wife made] don't do it steve ""hey everyone come watch me eat brent's wife's muffin"""
"If Hillary had a sex change, then we still wouldn't have a female president... except for North Carolina."
"What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp"
"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."
"Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side."
"Mitt Romney"
"Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists? They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. [explanation](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment)"
"My sexlife"
"When did razors get so expensive? Three more payments and I'll be able to shave"